Showing posts with label No Min Woo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label No Min Woo. Show all posts

Saturday, 26 February 2011

BUNNY-CHAN, お誕生日おめでとう!!

So, Bunny unnie, wakey wakey!!


Rise and shine! Time to jump in the shower...


Get washed up!


And put your face on (and paint your nails).



Because today it's your birthday!!! YAY!

As Kim Jae would say in his perfect Japanese, お誕生日おめでとう。I wish I could be with you on this special day, but I just can't get down in time. Which means that I can't even bring you a cake! So I've drafted in the experts...

No Min and Kim Jae have been up slaving all night, perfecting their cakes, all for you.

No Min even cut himself he was concentrating so much!


But which will you choose? Cake, I mean.


How about, as it is your birthday, you don't choose, and you have both cakes, and that double date we were discussing... but I'm in Glasgow as you know, so how about you keep them both busy, ne?

They both bought you some flowers along too, surely anticipating this possibility...

Apologies that Kim Jae isn't looking his best, he has been up all night after all... And No Min has gone for the more conceptual approach - he heard about the window you're designing for the London jewelry shop and wanted to inspire you.


And they also each wrote a song especially for you on your birthday.

No Min told me that he was going for genki vibes for his favourite nuna, whereas I think Kim Jae wanted to come across a bit more cool and smoldering, acting the perfect oppa.

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So now you have had your cake, flowers and songs sung, it is time for the "private date/charm appeal" a la SHINee YunHaNam! Boy oh boy do I wish I was there.

No Min has requested that you get to know each other a little better whilst going for a private dog walk. He's waiting for you over on the steps.

And his special charm skill is the cello... He felt he needed to charm you even more so with his musical wonderment, and he also heard how much Siwan has been impressing you with his violin lately.

We all know how great things must come to an end though, and how short these charm dates are. So you had better pull yourself together, and get ready for round two!

Next up, contender two: it's Kim Jae's turn. He's asked you to meet him in his favourite park - Tudor Grange maybe - he's waiting there, book in hand, and would just love to take you for a spin on his moped.

If you are willing and don't mind holding around his waist *very* tightly, he will take you all the way to the coast, where he plans to go swimming with you.


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All too soon, though, time is up. Dates are over. What next...?

Oh gosh, they are so charmed by you, so impassioned by their much too short dates with you, that they want you to pick which one of them you want! O to Ke!!!

The room is literally "dripping with pheromones". Oh golly, what will you do?! How could you possibly choose! Whilst you are slowly presiding over the possibilities - that's it - they cannot keep it together any longer....a brawl has broken out!! Rolling on the floor, legs flying, arms flinging around each others backs...
Oh dear, oh dear. What could you have done, it was bound to happen.

But who would have thought it! Kim Jae is left dripping with blood, biting his lip in shame, whilst Min Woo has come out the champion!


However, you are Bunny unnie, you are his nuna, and you will have no such foul play (well, that's a lie, you will, but for viewing pleasure only!) I tried to tell him this...


...but he insisted on waiting for you anyways.



I don't know!
What a busy birthday (you must be exhausted!)
I will leave it up to you to decide whether you sneak out to meet him, risking breaking Kim Jae's heart. I can honestly tell you I don't know what I would do. I just hope that you have had a fun day... I couldn't hope for more than that.


♥ Happy birthday Bunny unnie ♥


Tuesday, 9 November 2010

GD is my temporary secretary

Having had some exceptional interview X interviewee dialogue brought to my attention today (thank you Alice!), I just couldn't resist making a note of it here, and then sharing something else with you that I have been mulling over and contemplating in my head all day long.

First means first, Taemin, bless your mind, body and soul babes. You have made me as happy as a lamb, as happy as the time I first heard that T.O.P. likes Nine Inch Nails! Who knew!

Q: Now that you are past your first and second albums, what styles of music or concepts would you like to experiment with in future albums that you have not had a chance to do yet?

Onew: I want to try band music.

Taemin: I want to try something like Linkin Park. It seems really stress relieving.

Key: Definitely not trot music (Korean folk music).

Full interview here


Seriously, please, just try it. Go ahead boys, if it goes wrong I won't be mad, not one little bit. I just insist on a music video to accompany, please. Maybe a look like this though, more glam rock than nu metal:

See, even your Big Bang sunbae's know it's worth a go...

Onew pretty much already has it down to be fair (with a little help from "Foreigner"). But I feel he can go further than this:




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But now, to the real reason for my post. I cannot and will not get G-Market, the new G-Dragon CF song, out of my head. It will not budge, and I sure as hell don't want it to. If this is any indicator of what is to come on the new Big Bang album then I am already beside myself, delusionally happy!



All the way from ur head, shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes
Gmarket, Gmarket, Party (aauuu...)


Honestly, it may be the most commercial song in the whole entire music making industry but frankly I couldn't care less! I love it. And this is without even a proper video. There are so many fantastic songs that this reminds me of. But most of all it would have to be this:


Temporary Secretary by none other than Mr. Paul McCartney!

That's not to mention the Hammer time at the start too! Oh Captain G! Captain G Sparrow!! And the hats. So many fabulous hats!! This one really reminds me of Austrian yodelling:


Which in turn, reminds me of Hyunseung also with his milkmaid hat in the new BEAST teaser for Lights go on again.


And both of these remind me of the one and only Rain yodel scene from I'm a cyborg but that's ok. (you can watch it here)




But the main moral of my story is still,
it ain't nuthin' but a G thang!




Wednesday, 3 November 2010

Message to my yeodongsaeng

Dearest Jessica Jane,

No Min Woo would be so distressed to hear about our day, he would be shocked, concerned, worried, furious... a blink and then his eyes would widen and darken ever so slightly and his beautiful mouth would open just a fraction in shock and disbelief....


He'd try and call immediately to check that you're OK, but you don't pick up, so he leaves you a voicemail of him singing "first snow"...


When you get home he'd be there waiting,dressed to match the home furnishings,  vegetarian supper prepared, he'd see you wearily fiddling with your phone trying to check your messages and he's look up and say:

"it was me who called you" ....

HOLD ON
 
WAIT A MINUTE

I have to stop myself from continuing the story, I have to go to bed and I can't even contain myself writing my own fantasy, I might never stop. ever. i'd keep writing til morning.  I'm so sorry to end so abruptly  but i'll leave you with a happy thought....
If only we could run away together like DaeWoong and DongJu...


HWAITING!!!

- BUNNY UNNIE xxx