"Hello sexy guy and hello handsome boy and hello hello"

From a classic GD style "Hello" to an even more classic set of self introductions. Meet Big Bang at the start of Idol World, 2007:

Dearest GD, looking around 15 years old(pretty much still was); (hidden) snaggle tooth and all. "I'm your believer", god I'm glad he soon stopped using lines like that." A completed leader", I guess I'll allow him that one.

Taeyang, forever making puns on his name; back then and even now with his new Solar. Hot passion, for god rather than girls, but hey ho. Like GD's afore mentioned line, I'm glad Taeyang waved a fond farewell to these corn rows. A wise move certainly.

It's a good job that I have never fallen in love then, isn't it. Don't get me wrong, I love Strong Baby, but there's just somthing about ol' V.I. that I can't quite get past. And "Charisma boy", I wonder if SHINee's Minho saw it and stole it?

Forever putting a smile on ones face, but maybe here for the wrong reasons. Yes you are fantastic Daesung, you are wonderful. But this pony tail is not. I literally got the fright of my life when it went to camera two, revealing this travesty. What a way to start out. No one else has gone crazy babes, just you, with this hair.

Best til last, Big Bang's natural smoky.

He was on it from the word go, of course he was. And the look on his face as he tells us - could he be any more smoky or sincere? I think not.

This Idol World post will one day be what it should be, full of numerous screen caps of unforgettable formative Big Bang moments, but for now, this will have to do. Tales of
an awakening GD who has flashbacks of being drugged, getting up and discovering a 'bear' in the next room; GD and TOP using all their might to spread Daesung's legs; TOP trying to lie about not having "skin ship" on a first date.

In fact, talk of TOP's loves cannot wait. Because what followed this was then a claim that he has no interest in girls! Don't break my heart babes. However, when asked about porn
the lie detector machine which he is hooked up to starts blinking - apparently his attempted denial is a lie. Upon which he gives in - he has already lost this battle (see hand over face): "I watched it when I was in elementary school". YIKES. 5th grade, at a friends house. That would be 11 or 12 years of age then. He even tries to backtrack from this by saying his friends dad is a man? Really I think this is irrelevant TOP, is not every friends dad a man? Not such a quick thinker back then evidently. I couldn't love him more for it. Dirtbag from the word go - maybe this is why he has the finger gestures he does.

Watch Baby Baby at 3:07 to see them slide horizontally, side to side. We can finally be sure where he picked this up.