Lee U leaves F.Cuz - the world is possibly ending.

So we all think we survived the 'rapture', today we should rejoice that the world didn't end and we're all still here, right?

Well for some of us the world may as well have ended, the news is out that Lee U is leaving F.Cuz.

LOOK AT HIM.

WHY CRUEL WORLD? WHY??

Ok, i'm being just ever so slightly over dramatic, but really, WHY?

This is horrible news. No one likes this kind of thing, it was upsetting to have Xander and Kibum leave U-KISS and that was 2 out of 7 (and not even favs...) but this is 1 of 4. A quarter of F.Cuz as we know and love them, gone forever! and a fairly integral part, pretty much the glue that holds those Fuckerz (its an affectionate name...) together, the glue that sings the majority of the songs, the glue that takes some of the finest selcas in k-pop history, the glue that is half of such a perfect duo of glossy haired perfection (with Yejun), the glue that plays an integral part in getting F.Cuz to dress up as women or touch each other inappropriately (or go that extra step in the greatest kissing based game)...

WE NEED LEE U. F.CUZ NEED LEE U.

How on earth do they dare to mention that they will try and replace him??

YOU CAN'T REPLACE PERFECTION.

Let's take a moment to recite some F.cuz poetry, the fitting lyrics from "No One" (seemed more appropriate than "Jiggy jiggy jiggy daddy" or "Jin Jin Jiiiin") convey how I feel about this:

"Love also, there is no more. no one no one no one no one no love (ha)
I don’t need my tattered chest (yeah) Love has no feeling

My tattered heart cannot fall in love again
There is still love within m heart, love with go on

no body no one
Someone call 911, it seems this gloomy world only wants to reverse reality. 

nobody nobody no one

one one one one one one one

no more no one no one no one no one no one
Love also, there is no more. no one no one no one no one no love (ha)
No more no one no one no one no one no one (clap)"

They should have carried on with the Japan promotions, if SHU-I can stick it out this long then Fuckerz sure as hell could have. 

What will the future hold? this new member has some dazzlingly brilliant boots to fill...

We'll wait and see what they come up with (we're usually pretty easily swayed..) and of course, the remaining trio *sobs* have my full support...

and as for Lee U's future? apparently a solo career. Of course he has the ability and the charm to go solo but I hold little hope for the direction this is going in, the facts are these: Lee U's dad is a famous old school trot singer who probably wants his son to be a little bit more respected, yanking him out of a somewhat failed boyband attempt and trying to dress him up in a suit and show of his vocal legacy seems like the obvious answer,  however 95% of male solo artists are a complete snooze fest and most importantly I think Lee U is possibly just too adorable and dare I say camp to be believable as a solo act... for heavens sake put him back with some cute boys where he belongs!!! He seemed so happy!

Unless they come up with some fantastic new pop/trot hybrid infectious joy that takes the nation by storm then I don't see how Lee U solo can possibly hope to exceed F.Cuz's meager (but respectable) level of success / non recognition. 

The only way from here is down, and pretty soon, before you know it, you wind up down some back alley washing dishes with Kim Kibum.... oh .... wait....

DON'T LET THIS BE REALITY.  PUT LEE U BACK INTO F.CUZ. NOW.

Beginners need F.Cuz help? try Jessica's epic introductory post.

- BUNNY