"I was able to eat well" HOMME HOMME HOMME

I'm editing this from a half written draft from over 2 months ago. Usually as the months pass by, the reason for writing a blog post becomes a distant memory, the laughs don't last, the significance dies down and I feel less and less inclined to try and relive the memory... however this is not one of those posts. This will always be relevant, a story that needs to be shared....

THE MOST UNINTENTIONALLY (at least I guess so?!) HOMOEROTIC MUSIC VIDEO OF 2010, IF NOT OF ALL TIME. for serious y'all.

Muscleface (Changmin) from 2AM and the guy that looks almost completely identical to Muscleface from 8eight (Lee Hyun) made a special duo unit to showcase their heavenly voices, impressive abdomens and seemingly homosexual relationship, in a unit which they appropriately named "HOMO" sorry, "HOMME". You probably think i'm going for some cheap gay jokes here or the fan fiction part of my brain is working overtime... but you just wait all you disbelievers, you just wait and see...

Before we begin, there's going to be a lot of pictures (you can thank me later) and I suppose, depending on your work, then maybe its better to save this one for afterhours, unless you find yourself working in an all male sauna or perhaps a chic cafe in the East Village in which case feel free to hook it up to a projector and enjoy yourselves.

Homme - "I was able to eat well" (the exact meaning of the title is still unclear to me) here we go:

We start with boys fresh out the shower of their rather decrepit  bathroom facilities in the daily battle for some mirror space to check out their rugged jawlines, dazzling pearly whites and flex a few muscles, standard stuff, no funny business here...

Next we're in the car (a bright red Jeep... the clues are there...) and Lee Hyun has got a sulk on, Muscles wants to cheer him up so cryptically passes him a postcard (I presume of a previous holiday/honeymoon/roadtrip), whatever the memory is, its puts a smile on Lee Hyun's face and before you can say "civil ceremony" the pair have hopped out the Jeep and speedily undressing (back to back?!) smiling all the while with a few knowing looks thrown in:

Sorry, did I lose you there?  yes, they hopped out the Jeep and started UNDRESSING, in the car park, is there a problem here? c'mon keep up!

We're back in the Jeep, try to stay focused, we're back in the Jeep, its road trip time! car top down, super tight v-neck on, white shirt buttoned low, singing together, having a good time, HIGH FIVE! the boys are totally CRUSIN'!

Hold on! we need an unnecessary urinating scene and the chance for them to pic up some stray hussy wandering in the outback (of wherever they are), make sure she sits in the back though:

Later that night the trio hit the local bar, you'll notice the blurry silhouette of hitchhiker hussy in the background, she is performing a very sexy and entrancing dance, but ignore that (just like the boys do) because in the foreground things are really hotting up.  Smoldering glances, meaningful looks, sexual tension is filling the screen!! YIKES!

Hussy steps it up a notch, Muscles is not impressed, Lee Hyun gets caught in the moment with the lady grinding all up on his snooker cue, but pretty soon he has time to reflect, and uh oh, he looks down full of regret....

Who knows what happened last night? I have no idea whats happening anymore, I haven't even noticed they've been singing (and singing country pretty much!) someone is in trouble though, some stolen glances from behind those pretty fringes, and then the shirt grab, its either time for a punch or a kiss but Hitchhiker Bitch steals their beloved Jeep!! what japes! You were just about to make out / dabble in some light domestic violence,  someone steals your car in the middle of nowheresville,  whats the natural reaction ....

Run after the car, skip, frolic and of course... take those shirts off!! 

I have no idea who thought this video was acceptable / normal / a good idea / hetrosexually appealing,,  but I thank them from the bottom of my heart.

Now you're ready to see it for yourself:

One for the archives.

- BUNNY