Now all you need to do is be a real band.

A. N. Jell, you angels, look what you went and did (or rather your merchandise mad production company), you went and made a whole website just about A. N. Jell. Forget You're beautiful (with just a single tab dedicated to the mother ship drama), this website is doing exactly what is says in the URL - www.anjells.com - and is there celebrating the band.

If I have already lost you at this point I apologise; let me give you a little of the background squeeze. A. N. Jell is the name of a four membered fictional band from the South Korean TV drama You're Beautiful [미남이시네요]. Aired in South Korea from October to November 2009, this drama features actors and K-pop starlets alike: Park Shin-hye (actress and model), Jang Geun Suk (actor), Jung YongHwa (member of C. N. Blue) and Lee HongKi (member of F. T. Island). It is about a three member K-pop band who has a new member join, Go Mi Nam. Unfortunately, Go Mi Nam is forced to leave for the U.S. to correct a plastic surgery fail, so Go Mi Nyu (Park Shin-hye), his identical twin sister (who is a sister-in-training) is approached by his manager to pose as him for the duration of his recovery. Against her wishes, she accepts in order to fulfill her brother's dream of finding their mother. Posing as Mi Nam, Mi Nyu enters the group (A. N. JELL) and meets its members; Hwang Tae Kyung (Jang Geun Suk), Kang Shin Woo (Jung YongHwa) and Jeremy (Lee HongKi).
Initially hated on by Tae Kyung, the group's leader and composer, Mi Nyu slowly falls in love with him, only to find herself entangled in a love triangle between him and Shin Woo (who loves her). Jeremy also harbors a one-sided love for her despite not knowing she's a girl (this plot line is wonderful, sadly the other two find out relatively early on). Additionally, Mi Nyu finds herself rivaled against Yoo He Yi, an actress who also has feelings for Tae Kyung.
So that's it in a nutshell.

So this new website, bless its soul, has multiple language options! Yay! Not for everything, but definitely for some important things. It also has some rather interesting tabs, considering it is a website for an imaginary band (the word fake sounds a little harsh considering some of them are actually in bands).
So, let's see. Ah yes, the 'Schedule' tab under 'A. N. Jell' is looking eerily empty. The album tab is a blast though! We have the first album, Archangel, featuring 'I'm a loner' - wait, isn't that a C. N. Blue song?!? Oh, and the second album Colorful island, and third Code name bluenation- it doesn't take a genius to see the trend here (re-invention of F. T. Island and C. N. Blue for any of you who might of already forgotten the origins of ShinWoo and Jeremy). It may just be me, but this seems a little too creepy and encroaching... fake but entirely convincing albums - front cover, track list and all. Hmm.

Anyways, not to speak badly of all the effort that has evidently gone into this, let's inspect the best bit of the site, the character profiles!
First up, Shin Woo:
What may be too small to see here is the stats. I will give you a run down of the best bits. Hobbies: thinking and collecting tea. Need I state, dreamboat. Ideal girlfriend: cute and tidy style. Forget the cute bit, tidy style?! I'm tidy, do you hear me ShinWoo, very tidy indeed. Apparently, according to this, he has no individual skills. Well, OK then, that's fine with me. I'll take him as he stands, and I'll work on my cute.

And dear, dear Jeremy:
What does Jeremy have for us then. Taking care of Joelie (his dog) and 'party' are his two hobby highlights - what a fun time gal. I wonder what 'party' translates to in real life actions..? Favourite foods: all kinds of fruit. Excellent, we have tea on one hand and fruit on the other - one could hardly wish for more from two teenage boys. I think I would be just fine residing in the A. N. house.

And leader:
His personality is perfection and charisma, yikes! His ideal girl is a good wife and a wise mother? Really? And his food types stipulate no sesame and no crustaceans, but he likes deep water. OK, if you say so. Wait for it though, individual skill is grinding radish. YIIIIIIIIIIKES! I think I love the person that wrote and decided this.

After this, Go Mi Nam's is kind of a downer, so I think I'll stop here, but you get the picture. I think I may appreciate this website as more of a work of comic genius over and above anything else, but who said K-pop wasn't about comedy, certainly not me!